26 December 2011

Opening up boxes at the Saks Day After Christmas Sale is better than opening up Boxes on Christmas Morning

hog·ger

noun
1.
a person or thing that hogs.
2.
Also called hog·head Railroads Slang alocomotive engineer.

Hogger--the notorious word of the day at Saks. Not to be mistaken for a Hoarder, a Hogger is an indecisive shopper who simply hogs as many pairs of shoes as she can hold in her arms only to later dispose of 9 out of the 10 she grabbed.

lurk

verb (used without object)
1.
to lie or wait in concealment, as a person in ambush; remain in or around a place secretly or furtively.
2.
to go furtively; slink; steal.
3.
to exist unperceived or unsuspected.

 Lurker, this is a characteristic that generally goes hand in hand with hogging. Lurkers are those who slyly wait behind mirrors and beams, watching shoppers with the best piles. Lurkers wait patiently for hoggers to give up their unwanted red-soled shoes and sky-high platforms. 

Hoggers and Lurkers are not friends. In fact, they are arch-enemies. What we had a taste of today was a minor battle between the two opposing sides. While no blood was shed, there were many altercations over YSL Pewter Tributes for 50% off of $768.




People pushing against the doors to get in
Did she really not have time to brush her teeth at home?










Claire keeping up with the hogging theme


Brace yourself girls! While some Tributes are 50% off, you can still pick up a pair of Chanels at 30% off!

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