Jason Wu for Target is Like Feeding Ants a Popsicle Stick...They Migrate and Attack

Waking up at 5:30 am on a Sunday morning is never fun. But once in a while something comes along that is well worth the lack of sleep. And the Jason Wu for Target debut was definitely worth getting out of our warm, cozy beds for.

If you were one of the unfortunates that assumed nobody would be waiting on line before 7, you thought wrong. We got to the line around 6:08, and there were 12 ahead of us.We even found a very special Mother-Daughter duo (we love you Rebecca and Samantha) that camped out in the "very dangerous"--according to some (see first video) Harlem complex in hopes to snag some kitty pieces.  Now those are dedicated Jason Wu lovers!

Most of you would remember the last huge collaboration at Target--Missoni! Well, the employees obviously took notes on what not to do this time around. Engaging in trade activity (aka. black market trading) was regulated, and running was prohibited. What kind of fun is that? Well we decided to wreak havoc anyway, but we did find ourselves in a bit of trouble. However, because of our sheer dedication and mission to wreak havoc in places we deem havoc-worthy, we present to you: Jason Wu for Target (Harlem)

Hoggers- We do admit that we did engage in the act of hogging.  We lured fellow hoggers in with havoc-worthy styles that we just knew they would love. However, we only deemed a few Lurkers to be Lucky...

Look at those eyes glaring into full cart...