A Lesson on Lurking by WreakHavocNY

With sample sale season soon approaching, we thought it might be a good time to brush up on some key moves on how to get the goods you have been stalking all winter longggg...

Throughout the many sales and collaborations we have attended, we have learned many numerous strategies from a variety of people. What we have found to be quite effective is something you should all take note of: LURKING

Take for example, Exhibit A:

Notice where those pair of eyes are going? They are peering into the cart of the individual lurkee who holds the precious piece lurker covets. She is quiet, docile, takes her place in the distance; but those eyes are her most fierce weapon, as they burn a hole into that cart and quite possibly into the back of the shopper who holds her beloved item. And this lurker will follow that cart wherever it goes until the lurkee finally gives in...

Or perhaps you prefer the sweet and smiley method of lurking that we too learned at the Jason Wu x Target launch. These lurkers played the 'buddy' card, by keeping in close quarters of the lurkee, acting as if they were on the same team. Smart move, we must say, because it totally won us over. Giggle and keep on smiling acknowledging just how ridiculous you are, and the lurkee will surely throw you a bone or two. See the tutorial below:

Or, if all else fails, round up all the lurkers and create a barricade around the lurkee until they release their unwanted goods, otherwise known as the prize of the lurker....

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