Havoc-Worthy Lesson 101: How to Really Get Into the Christian Louboutin Sample Sale

Our Christian Louboutin Orgy

As we all know, the Christian Louboutin sample sale is a private event with a very tight VIP list. But if you play your cards right, you could too make it onto the list and into the sale.


Here's how:


A. Show up on the first day and inquire about how private the sale really is. We spoke to the sweet door girl and once she learned that we were press, she told us that she could put us on the list.  We got an email later that night inviting us to the exclusive sale for VIPs only. At that point we felt we had graduated from SIPs to VIPs.


B. Make sure you get a good night's sleep because you are going to have to get there early. By early we mean the crack of dawn. Put it this way: The first ten people were there waiting from 5 am.  On another very important note, if you do plan to show up early and wait, make sure you are on the list. If you are not on the list, don't waste your time. It's not gonna happen.


C. Be prepared to wait. We guess we didn't graduate to VIPs after-all.

This is What You Get When You Show Up at 7am for a pair of Loubs
*We ended waiting for FOUR HOURS because of this mistake

Once you are inside, you get twenty minutes to try on all the Loubs a girl could dream of, so grab as many as you'd like and go nuts.


D. Enjoy your beautiful shoes. After waiting all that time, you deserve them.

This is the Result of a Person with Patience

Girlfriend Reaping Benefits From Boyfriend's Scuffle

We Know...Wipe That Drool

So what did we learn from all of this?
If you are not on the list, you are wasting your time. So follow step A, and chances are you might be a lucky one next time :)