Theory Takes a Stand

The Line to the Dressing Room--Not one person has over 10 Items

Against Hoggers.

We were walking around the sale like two little lambs, minding our own business and snapping photos searching for the usual suspects when someone came up behind us. "Did I just hear you say something about hoarders?" asked a man who seemed like he had the authority. "Well actually we were just discussing how there is a lack of hoarders yet an abundance of pencil skirts," we remarked.

As it turned out, Theory is on our side. They have made the decision to stage an act against hoarding and hogging. They too have a low tolerance for women who ruin the sample sale spirit by taking all the goods for themselves. The man explained that women who hog and hoard get a little too violent for the Theory brand. He repeated a tale of a woman who was so upset by the ten-piece fitting-room limit that she angrily ripped a metal hanger off a rack and smacked him right across the face! We can all assume that this woman is no longer affiliated with anything Theory. As for the rest of the shoppers, they all seemed to be playing by the rules, keeping their piles light, with no more than three or four pieces in each hand at a time.

Not Hoarding 3 Jackets

Not Hoarding 4 Blouses

Not Hoarding Orange Jeans

So in conclusion, normal human behavior went on at the Theory sample sale...Just a little bit of violence during the morning rush is all.